ShadowTwerpy

Weilder of the Spork of Doom

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Twilight in 5-10 minutes by ShadowTwerpy, literature

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Twilight in 5-10 minutes

: D For you: TWILIGHT! The condensed version! ---------------------------- Bella: Tum de dummm. WOW THIS PLACE R NEW AND RAINY. I MISS PHOENIX. *emotear* Edward: OMFG YER BLOOD SMELLS GEWD. I’MMA EET YOUS RAWR. Bella: *Gasp* U R SO MEAN I’MMA NOT TALKIN TO YOU. *Huff* Edward: *Dissappeares for a week* Bella: ; O; HE LEFTED Edward: WAIT. THIS IS STUPID. I R NOT RUNNING AWAY. Bella: JERK WTF R U DOIN BACK HERE? Edward: FINE THEN D< Bella: … BUT UR HAWT SO IT’S OKAY o3o Edward: … You know, you really shouldn’t be my friend. * Shifty eyes* Bella: And... why is that? Edward: CUZ I MIGHT RAEP YOU LOL.

Werewolf Costume Shop 4 by ShadowTwerpy, literature

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Werewolf Costume Shop 4

I could hear the scream from down the street, even with my tunes cranked up on max. Curiosity got the better of me, and I made my way down the walkway. It was a woman, in her early thirties, obviously being mugged. The man was huge, I mean scary huge. I wouldn’t stand a chance against him, not even with my new found muscles. The woman screamed again, beating on the man’s back. “You-“ the man said, raising his hand, still yanking on her purse. Hell no, I thought to myself, reaching into my bag. I didn’t even have to touch a thing before the black; plastic like material flew on my hand. It covered me in two seconds flat

Kejital Seal TF, Story Entry by ShadowTwerpy, literature

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Kejital Seal TF, Story Entry

“Sir, It spoke.” “What?!” “I said It spoke, Sir.” “Of course I spoke! I’m not an animal!” “My god…” “What should we do, Sir” “Listen to It, let’s hear what he has to say.” “But Sir, we aren’t authorized to speak to…” “I said LISTEN!” “Yes sir…” “Let me out of this thing! I want to go home!” “Home? Back to the North Pole? Things aren't exactly too friendly right-” “North Pole?” “Yes, the North Pole. Where Santa keeps his reindeer and toy shop. At the top of the Earth.&

By your side by ShadowTwerpy, literature

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By your side

By Your Side (7/5/07) by: Morgan Flowers I'm not all that great at this, so I'm just gonna put stuff down. And maybe if I don't think to hard, a tune will come around. So when I learn, all the notes and chords, I'll pick up my guitar. I'll pluck away and play this song that's yours, and maybe I'll go far. But not from you, in my heart you'll stay and that's true. I swear it's true. Your hair's as curly as they come. Your eyes a melted chocolate brown. Even as I'm writing this song, I can hear you hum "Sugar We're Going Down," in my ear. Knowing that there's nothing left to fear. Because you're near. Chorus: It's the crazy t

Werewolf Costume Shop Part 3 by ShadowTwerpy, literature

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Werewolf Costume Shop Part 3

From the exact moment that Vaun opened the door, a strong and continuous wind had sent chills down his bare skin, shivering uncontrollably. He had barely noticed the truck parked right outside the shop, the weight of his all-nighter slowing his movements down. He could already feel his eyelids drooping, only the cold keeping them semi-open. "Vaun!" shouted a voice from behind him. His back snapped up straight, the surprises of that day starting to really get on his nerves. He turned, thousands of lies and excuses popping into his head. Sheriff Laboon sauntered out of his car, a wide and friendly grin over his face. He gave him a once over, h

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Werewolf Costume Shop by ShadowTwerpy, literature

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Werewolf Costume Shop

Halloween. The one time of year where reckless teens, obnoxious sorority girls, and your everyday asses are able to run free, dressing however they please. From Vampires to Zombies and even Nuns in Lingerie… You name it; it's out there somewhere. Of course, not all these costumes are just disguises to cover the faces of these partiers. Oh no, there are costumes that are more than that, ones that have will of their own. Ones that want to live… Now, to take the subject off of Halloween, we turn our attention to your everyday kid by the name of Vaun. Just like every other boy in his little western town, he has no choice but to attend his litt

Werewolf Costume Shop Part 2 by ShadowTwerpy, literature

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Werewolf Costume Shop Part 2

One might think that eleven o'clock at night would be a quiet time of Saturday in a small town surrounded by farms and such. You couldn't be any more wrong. Since there was no mall, no community center, and no parties, most of the kids were out drinking on the farms, always inviting the sheriff's son. You'll never get in trouble if you invite him, or so they think. In this case, the son was probably the nerdiest guy you've ever seen, still strangely always invited out to drink. It'd be safe to say he was drunk 24/7. Now, why the hell am I talking about the sheriff's son when I had left you all with a cliffhanger involving the main character

Werewolf Costume Shop Part 3 by ShadowTwerpy, literature

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Werewolf Costume Shop Part 3

By your side by ShadowTwerpy, literature

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By your side

Kejital Seal TF, Story Entry by ShadowTwerpy, literature

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Kejital Seal TF, Story Entry

Werewolf Costume Shop 4 by ShadowTwerpy, literature

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Werewolf Costume Shop 4

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Apr 6
United States
Deviant for 17 years
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Current Residence: Spain~
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium. No doubt.
Favourite genre of music: Any but Country
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: iPod, yo!
Shell of choice: The type with a crab in it!
Wallpaper of choice: Domo-kun
Skin of choice: A sexy one~ Like mine right now!
Favourite cartoon character: Ben 10
Personal Quote: "Betch, 'dese are my fuckin' Legos."

Favourite Visual Artist

>_< I dunno...!

Favourite Movies

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Katy Perry

Favourite Writers

Stephanie Myer

Favourite Games

Apollo Justice Ace Attorney

Favourite Gaming Platform

Nintendo DS

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Not you...!

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Ur Mom. Ha. Writing~

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ShadowTwerpy

Jul 23, 2008

The Ultinate OC Quiz

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I saw this on !SinMarai (https://www.deviantart.com/sinmarai)'s Journal and had to try it. The quiz was made by :iconD00pliss385: and the skeleton can be found here: http://d00pliss385.deviantart.com/art/THE-ULTIMATE-OC-QUIZ-92496756 Pick ten of your original characters. 1) Jakob 2) Mark 3) Danni 4) Devon 5) Chrono 6) Takeo 7) Thyrm 8) Jeffy 9) Braum 10) Frank 1. 1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why? Devon ran over their toes with his wheel chair. 2. 1 thinks 8 is gay. Whats 8's reaction? An affirmative answer and a kiss. 3. 5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HA

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ShadowTwerpy

Jul 4, 2008

:D

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Hi everyone! It's Twerpy! I know I haven't been active at all, but I swear I've wanted to post some stuff. Just a bit of an update: I'm moving to Spain! Yea, the country. I'm excited at least. And I leave on Monday! Yay! I'd say more, but I just got out of the pool, and I'm dead tired. Happy 4th to all you Patriots out there! ~Twerpy

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ShadowTwerpy

Apr 6, 2008

Happy Birthday to me!

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Not that any of you really care, but I'm 15 today! Yay for getting older! Not much to say, other than the day sucked. Really bad. So, yea. That's my pointless update.